How to get laid in Spain

Apparently, the best way to get laid in Spain is by growing a mullet, as evidenced by all the Spanish dudes walking around with nasty rat-tailesque things dangling behind their head. And its not a variation of the mullet - it is THE mullet, back in force. get ready america.


bah. i am running out of time at the net cafe. i cant believe all im writing about is mullets. i am in barcelona now, was in tarragano (an ancient roman city on the coast). barcelona is an amazing place, warm in the day, with palm tree'lined streets. ill write more later.