I composed a song on the guitar today which, if you could expand its 4 mellifluous notes to three or four minutes somehow, may or may not be some kind of masterpiece.

I will not share it in written form here, for fear that someone may attempt to play it, and God will hear it, and be so touched by its beauty that, so moved by the idea of something greater than He, will unmake existence.

Sorry, I'm just trying to be responsible.

(Hint: its sound is similar to the Fanta jingle)