Career advice from my mom #1

[This may or may not be a series, but it should be, because there's about as much good career advice coming from my mom as from the Columbia Career Center, and that's no lie.]

Mom: "David, why don't you think about working for a generic corporation?"

Me [in the middle of spooning broccoli into my mouth]: "Huh?"

Mom: Like an insurance company. You can be a policy underwriter!

-FIN!-